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# How not to

## talk to your neighbors

use these simple steps

```
wear headphones in common areas
```

{% hint style="info" %}
pretend you´re on the phone works, too
{% endhint %}

just smile and nod while simply not engaging in anything

{% code title="pro tip" %}

```bash
pretend that you have to throw up
tell them to leave you alone
```

{% endcode %}